paulisadroid
2 years ago1,000+ Views
Play as Donald Trump in This Civilization V Mod!
Everyone's favorite Reality TV host turned politician, Donald Trump, is now in the aptly titled civilization simulator, Civilization V. Now the mod to add Donald Trump into the game is about a year old -- which is fine -- but since he's on the mind of everyone in America (whether you support him or not), I thought it'd be a good idea to write a card about a game mod that would put Trump in the position that a lot of people in my country would want to see him in.

So, let's see how that would turn out, eh?

Supreme Dictator of the United States? That sounds pretty... accurate. I think? Right? Does anyone know anything about politics? Anyway, I'm not against that tiny description. Donald Trump doesn't really seem like a nice person at all. I mean, sure, let's say you're reading this and you really love the guy. Like, you're going to vote for him and his hairpiece.
But do you think he'd really help you if you needed it when you were on the street? Do you think he'd listen to you, personally, and talk to you about what's bothering you? Maybe no politician would do that, I don't know. But Donald Trump (politics aside) just looks like he's probably a dick.
But look at that! Your "Golden Age" will last the entire game! That's something to be proud of right? Even if 100% of your population will be unhappy, who cares? It's not about that! It's about the America Wall! It's about border patrol! It's about saying it like it is!
Right? And isn't that what it comes down to? Everyone loves Trump because he "says it like it is". And that's cool but I think what people don't realize is what it actually is he's saying like... it is... wait what? I got caught in a syntax error. Sorry, I need to go back to the shop for some calibrations.
What I'm trying to say is this: If you're one of those people who enjoys the way Donald Trump says "it like it is" then I think you need to come to grips with the fact that you're insanely racist and xenophobic.
You might need to come to the grips with the fact that you are not a good person, either.
5 comments
Oh. My. God. Even though it's a video game, it feels so real because it's effing happening. Lol
2 years agoReply
well that was a bit of a suplex there in the end
2 years agoReply
GIVE EM THE PEOPLE'S ELBOW, LITTLE DROIDEIKA
2 years agoReply
Oh god why...I would not want to see him in a game :/
2 years agoReply
Do I get to turn Scotland into a golf course? If so, then I'm sold. 馃榿
2 years agoReply
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