danidee
2 years ago1,000+ Views
It's Time To Share Your Puke Story!

Welcome, everyone, to Too Much Tuesdays!

It's one of March's new Funny Community games that gets us all feeling a little bit closer - by sharing pretty disgusting stories about ourselves!

Do you DARE to answer this Tuesday's question?

Today's TMT: What's your weirdest puke story?

Maybe you threw up on someone, or maybe you threw up in a really random place? Everyone has that one puke story that tops all puke stories in their memory.

My answer: One time, when I was in the 4th grade, we were watching Bill Nye in the school library, and (thanks to a stomach virus), I threw up strawberry oatmeal all over my classroom BFF, Allison. We BOTH had to go to the nurse's office - me, to get sent home, and her, to get changed into a clean pair of clothes!

Now it's your turn: CONFESS!

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( ̄^ ̄)ゞ Worst puke story EVER. My son was a baby, and of course being the cool guy I am I hoisted his little cute self up into the air and did the whole airplane thing on the top of my legs while holding his arms out like he was flying. And since he'd eaten not shortly before that, he decided he'd puke right into my plane-noise-making mouth. Mmmm formula... regurgitated. *shudders* So needless to say I had to hurry up and put him down, roll to the side of the bed where I presently puked off the side of said bed. AND, to top it off my mom was just walking into the bedroom to ask me something - saw me puking and my kid covered in puke and she turned heel and went to the bathroom to do her polite lady puke in the toilet like a good guest should. >_> It was freaking terrible and disgusting and now that I think about it hilarious in that embarrassing "oh shit" sort of way. @danidee
2 years ago·Reply
it was disgusting but still hilarious... its been my job to run the CS gas chamber and you will ALWAYS get a panicked puker... one puked in her mask, left it on, ran like hell out of the chamber and face first into a tree, both knocking her out and spraying the puke in her mask everywhere in a perfect fan around her face
2 years ago·Reply
Well, I was about 6 and my brother was 4 and we shared a bedroom together. I had the top bunk and my brother had the bottom. You probably know where this is going lol. I felt so sick one night and I couldn't make it to the bathroom in time. So I just sat up, turned and threw up all over my brother because his bed was facing outwards instead of in. It was terrible! I felt so bad but I did feel better afterward. So that is my puke story lol.
2 years ago·Reply
@RobertMarsh LMAO PUKE CHAINS SOUND SO DISTURBING. I'm so lucky I've never seen any of those in real life because puke makes me so squeamish that I probably would have joined them. That reminds me of the time my friend said someone on her school field trip got carsick on the way from NJ to Washington DC that they ended up puking all this milk they just drank, which ended up causing a similarly disgusting chain of pukers.
2 years ago·Reply
Oh heck yeah he knows. He'll never live it down. (>y<) @danidee I'm gonna tell all his future prospects this awesome tale too. The baby who made two people puke in a matter of two minutes. That's talent.
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