a year ago
danidee
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It's Time To Share Your Puke Story!

Welcome, everyone, to Too Much Tuesdays!

It's one of March's new Funny Community games that gets us all feeling a little bit closer - by sharing pretty disgusting stories about ourselves!

Do you DARE to answer this Tuesday's question?

Today's TMT: What's your weirdest puke story?

Maybe you threw up on someone, or maybe you threw up in a really random place? Everyone has that one puke story that tops all puke stories in their memory.

My answer: One time, when I was in the 4th grade, we were watching Bill Nye in the school library, and (thanks to a stomach virus), I threw up strawberry oatmeal all over my classroom BFF, Allison. We BOTH had to go to the nurse's office - me, to get sent home, and her, to get changed into a clean pair of clothes!

Now it's your turn: CONFESS!

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When I was eighteen, I had a lot of stressful stuff going on so I decided I'd try to drink, just once. My boyfriend had some Aftershock, and I tried a little and liked it. My other friends dared me to drink the whole bottle and eat the crystals at the bottom. (Before I started drinking the Aftershock, I had been drinking V8 Splash Berry Blend.) It took me about an hour or so, but I managed it. Annnnd, proceeded to pass out pretty soon after. I vaguely remember my boyfriend taking me home and me lumbering to my bed. When I woke, I was lying on my back in a giant puddle of this bright magenta vomit, with a nasty mix of cinnamon, alcohol, and stomach acid in my mouth. With a skull-splitting headache and still feeling nauseous, I gathered up my bedding to wash, stripped my clothes off at the washer machine, and climbed shamefully into the shower. I didn't drink a drop for the next 13 years, and I still haven't touched cinnamon candy or V8 Splash since.
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From eating too much as being a "patay-gutom" when I was younger and not stopping until I was satiated.. I threw up in the trays of food as I was getting more entrées and that was the end of me going to that house.
a year ago·Reply
I drank to much for then pked like niagra falls in to the toilet now I can't puke yay. lesson here is don't drink like a bitch drink till you puke niagra falls
a year ago·Reply
DID YOU SAY YOUR BFF, ALLISON
a year ago·Reply
BC THAT'S DAMN RIGHT. ALLISON IS YOUR BFF. ALWAYS REMEMBER THAT @danidee
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