You wish you were this goffik.
I should preface this by saying that this is considered to be some of the worst fanfiction of all time. And it is also my favorite fanfiction of all time. It's... significant. It's this mess of self-expression and excitement and... I really just want to know that the author is out there and ok and living their best life.
Was it satire? Was it real?
The world may never know. But clearly it has stood the test of time (did you know we're reaching the 10-year anniversary this year?!). I think that's beautiful.
And to Ebony: Stay goff.