2 years ago5,000+ Views
You guys, I hate Peeps. I never really got why they were so popular.
I mean, sure, they're shaped like chicks and baby bunnies, and they add a little aesthetic flair to a basic Easter basket, but essentially, it's just a warped marshmallow of horrible quality covered in yellow granulated sugar. The feeling of the first crunch is equally as unsatisfying as the rubbery texture you're left with.
It's no wonder it didn't take us all that long to find out about the weird stuff it does in microwaves - someone was probably frantically searching for a way to make them halfway decent enough to eat!
Desperate to find a seasonal offering, frozen yogurt chain Menchie's has decided to forego actual deliciousness and release a Peeps-flavored soft-serve. (Hey, remember when eating frozen yogurt for dessert was synonymous with sensible decision-making?)

Yes, these disgusting suckers...

are now something you can get here.

As both a flavor. And a topping. EXTRA GROSS.

If you're one of those grossies who actually LIKE Peeps, you can find the flavor at your local Menchie's until March 31st.

As for you sane individuals with fully-functioning tastebuds, please tell me I'm not the only person who thinks this is a terrible idea!

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2 years ago·Reply
@2Distracted Bahha that's another one of your future t-shirts.
2 years ago·Reply
OMGosh @danidee you are brilliant. I'm going to make a shirt that says Peeps Have Feelings Too on the front and Peep Advocate on the back. Awesome idea thanks!!! But obviously if I wanted to make money off peep shirts I'm sadly seeing that I'd have to in turn also make a bunch of Black heartless shirts with a circle around the picture of a sweet yummy peep with cute dot eyes and a slash thru it on front and on back Peep Hater! Such a sad sad sad world we live in!
2 years ago·Reply
@2Distracted Hahahahah that's a strangely political t-shirt.
2 years ago·Reply
b @danidee but one I feel obligated to make for my lil yummy friends that have no voice!!!!
2 years ago·Reply