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1. "She's not like other girls — she's really chill."Um. Yeah. That "chill" girl you're going on about? She's just better at hiding the fact that she analyzes every text you send her with her friends at brunch and felt TOTALLY weird the first time she pooped at your house. (Related: Girls who say they just "make friends with guys more" because there's "less drama." Cut that sh*t out immMMMMediately. 2. "My ex-girlfriend was a total psycho." Talking smack about your ex behind her back actually makes you look worse than she does — maybe you made her psycho. Incidentally, this is why I have no sympathy for Mr. Rochester in Jane Eyre, with his crazy-a*s wife who he locked in a wall (116-year-old SPOILER ALERT!). 3. "NOOOICE!" Granted, only a particular sort of frat bro yells things like this. But just... stop. 4. "You remind me of that girl on Girls." No. Just no. 5. "Eat something! What are you, anorexic?" I'm allergic to nuts and you took me to Aunt Fanny's Nut World, you j*ckass. And for the record, on the off chance that I was anorexic, this is not a very tactful way to bring it up. See you again never. 6. Any variation of "slut, skank, whore, or c*nt." Just because you sometimes hear girls saying it doesn't mean you're allowed to say it. 7. "Chill out." I WILL FLIP THIS TABLE LIKE TERESA GIUDICE, I SWEAR TO CHRIST. *from:*
@miranpark88 rogerr THAT when ir ead this in cosmo i litrally laughed out loud caz i didnt kno what to sayyy
@miranpark88 I know! It's amazing that there are still men who really believe that's all women can do.
@YinofYang I would literally punch someone if they says such judgemental stuff like monthly cycles and driving -_- what the hell....STAYING IN THE KITCHEN??? men wouldn't go a day without womennnnnnnn
@roselee89 Yeah, guys should seriously know better than to say anything about a girl's weight. Period. @miranpark88 Hmmm, I will agree that guys definitely say the dumbest things, but I think girls are right on par with guys for both saying very mean and hurtful things. Some of the dumbest things I've heard...the list is much too long. Things referring to weight, our monthly cycles, that we were born not to drive, staying in the kitchen...that kind of crap.
@OnLyTiM3CaNt3Ll @YinofYang @kristenadams @roselee89 i know.but i also heard guys say worse things....what are the stupidest things that guys have ever said to you guyssssss?
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