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What's In And What's Out : March 2016

At least be well informed before Netflix & Chill.

Netflix is the best thing to ever be invented. It's also constantly changing. With every month comes a new set of movies, tv shows, documentaries, video specials, etc. that are introduced. However, many of your favorites also face their end which means that you may need to squeeze in some urgent binge watching before your favorite shows and movies leave Netflix forever. If you're watching Netflix right now, and on Vingle, I applaud you. Realistically, if you're a fan of TED Talks, this month is going to be hard on you...

What's In:

Coming to Netflix March 1, 2016
Adult Beginners (2015)
Ahora o Nunca (2015)
Aldnoah.Zero: Season 2
American Pie Presents: Beta House (2007)
American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile (2006)
Before We Go (2015)
Blue Mountain State: The Rise of Thadland (2016)
El Desconocido (2015)
Fresh Meat: Series 2
Frog Kingdom (2013)
Good Burger (1997)
Groundhog Day (1993)
Heaven Knows What (2015)
Hot Sugar’s Cold World (2015)
Midsomer Murders: Series 17
Narcopolis (2015)
Road Trip: Beer Pong (2009)
Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves (1991)
Scarface (1983)
Star Trek: The Motion Picture (1979)
Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan (1982)
The Young Kieslowski (2014)
Coming to Netflix March 2, 2016
For Grace (2015)
Coming to Netflix March 4, 2016
House of Cards: Season 4 (2016)
Lab Rats: Season 4
LEGO Friends: The Power of Friendship (2016)
LEGO: Bionicle: The Journey to One: Season 1 (2016)
Louie: Season 5
Coming to Netflix March 5, 2016
Hell & Back (2015)
Coming to Netflix March 7, 2016
Cuckoo: Seasons 1-2
Halo: The Fall of Reach (2015)
Sin Filtro (2016)
Coming to Netflix March 8, 2016
Digimon Fusion: Season 2
Coming to Netflix March 9, 2016
The Returned: Season 1
Coming to Netflix March 10, 2016
Comedy Bang! Bang!: Season 4, part 3
Hateship Loveship (2013)
Coming to Netflix March 11, 2016
Dinotrux: Season 2
Flaked: Season 1
Netflix Presents: The Characters: Season 1
Popples: Season 2
Coming to Netflix March 12, 2016
Shelter (2015)
Coming to Netflix March 15, 2016
10,000 Saints (2015)
4GOT10 (2015)
The Falling (2015)
Final Girl (2015)
Finders Keepers (2015)
Power Rangers Dino Charge: Season 1, part 2
War Pigs (2015)
Coming to Netflix March 16, 2016
Are You Here (2014)
Charlie St. Cloud (2010)
Gridiron Gang (2006)
Happy Valley: Season 2
Larry Crowne (2011)
Promised Land (2012)
Coming to Netflix March 18, 2016
He Never Died (2015)
Jimmy Carr: Funny Business (2016)
Marvel’s Daredevil: Season 2
The Mr. Peabody and Sherman Show: Season 2
My Beautiful Broken Brain (2016)
Pee-wee’s Big Holiday (2016)
Coming to Netflix March 22, 2016
The Art of Organized Noize (2016)
The Ouija Experiment 2: Theatre of Death (2015)
Coming to Netflix March 24, 2016
The Forbidden Kingdom (2008)
A Promise (2013)
Coming to Netflix March 25, 2016
VeggieTales in the House: Season 3
Coming to Netflix March 28, 2016
Trailer Park Boys: Season 10
Coming to Netflix March 31, 2016
Bachelor Party 2: The Last Temptation (2007)
Fright Night 2 (2013)
Murder Rap: Inside the Biggie and Tupac Murders (2015)
Sunshine Superman (2015)
Yu-Gi-Oh! Bonds Beyond Time (2011)
Yu-Gi-Oh! Zexal: Seasons 1-2

What's Out:

Leaving Netflix March 1, 2016
Switchmas (2013)
Alvin and the Chipmunks Meet the Wolfman (2000)
American Pie (1999)
American Wedding (2003)
Atlantis: The Lost Empire (2001)
Down and Out in Beverly Hills (1986)
Emily Bronte’s Wuthering Heights (1992)
Gone in 60 Seconds (2000)
Hackers (1985)
Hamlet (1990)
Hannie Caulder (1971)
Hardball (2001)
Hart’s War (2002)
Hitch (2005)
Indecent Proposal (1993)
Johnny Dangerously (1984)
Jumanji (1995)
Masters of the Universe (1987)
Men in Black II (2002)
Not Another Teen Movie (2001)
Paycheck (2003)
The Babysitters (2007)
The Chosen One (2010)
The Monster Squad (1987)
The United States of Leland (2003)
Wings (1927)
Leaving Netflix March 2, 2016
Stevie Nicks: In Your Dreams (2013)
Leaving Netflix March 3, 2016
Night Catches Us (2010)
Leaving Netflix March 4, 2016
Getting Go: The Go Doc Project (2013)
Private Romeo (2011)
Leaving Netflix March 5, 2016
I Am Divine (2013)
Leaving Netflix March 6, 2016
Le Week-End (2013)
Refuge (2012)
Leaving Netflix March 7, 2016
Deadfall (2012)
Leaving Netflix March 8, 2016
Holidaze (2013)
Leaving Netflix March 9, 2016
Arn: The Knight Templar (2007)
The Mistle-tones! (2012)
Leaving Netflix March 11, 2016
Geography Club (2013)
Leaving Netflix March 15, 2016
Best of TEDx: Season 1
I Killed My Mother (2009)
Lola & Virginia: Season 1
TED Talks: Life Hack 1-2:
TED Talks: Sex, Secrets & Love: Season 1
TED Talks: The Best of TEDx in Español: Season 1
TEDTalks: Ancient Clues: Season 1
TEDTalks: Animal Voices: Season 1
TEDTalks: Artistry and Illusion: Season 1
TEDTalks: Beasts, Bugs & Bio-wilderment: Season 1
TEDTalks: Body By Design: Season 1
TEDTalks: Brave Neuro World: Season 1
TEDTalks: Building Wonder: Season 1
TEDTalks: Chew On This: Season 1
TEDTalks: Cyber Awe: Season 1
TEDTalks: Defying Disease: Season 1
TEDTalks: Global Villages: Season 1
TEDTalks: Head Games: Season 1
TEDTalks: Hot Buttons: Season 1
TEDTalks: How to Start a Movement: Season 1
TEDTalks: Humanity’s Future: Season 1
TEDTalks: Inexplicable Connections: Season 1
TEDTalks: Into the Abyss: Season 1
TEDTalks: Let Your Mind Wonder: Season 1
TEDTalks: Life Lessons & Confessions: Season 1-2
TEDTalks: Love, No Matter What: Season 1
TEDTalks: Music Revolution: Season 1
TEDTalks: Numbers Speak Louder than Words: Season 1
TEDTalks: Rad Invention: Season 1
TEDTalks: Rebel Design: Season 1
TEDTalks: Robotic Machinations: Season 1
TEDTalks: Smart Laughs: Season 1
TEDTalks: Space Trek: Season 1
TEDTalks: The Capitalism Paradox: Season 1
Waste Land (2010)
Leaving Netflix March 17, 2016
Elegy (2008)
Leaving Netflix March 18, 2016
Cosmopolis (2012)
Music For Mandela (2013)
Out in the Dark (2012)
Side Effects (2013)
Leaving Netflix March 23, 2016
Keep the Lights On (2012)
Leaving Netflix March 26, 2016
The Comedy (2012)
Leaving Netflix March 28, 2016
Gayby (2012)
Leaving Netflix March 31, 2016
Dr. Dolittle 3 (2006)
Garfield’s Pet Force (2009)
The Sandlot 2 (2005)
Twelve Mile Road (2003)
Women Who Kill (2012)
The Writers’ Room: Season 1

What will you be binge watching tonight?

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Dwash6
@GoldenCael Ikr, can't wait for 2nd season
shannonl5
Khan!!! Probably the best Trek movie haha. And I'm so pumped for s2 of Daredevil!! @TessStevens how is House of Cards? I haven't watched the new episodes yet
GoldenCael
What about The Seven Deadly Sins?
alywoah
Looks like I'll be having a Netflix night! Cool :)
deactivated1484545980DTessStevens
This is pretty awesome! I"m so happy that House of Cards is here finally!!!!!!!
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