I never thought I'd see the day that Nintendo would get its own theme park. Mostly because I almost always think that things that I'd enjoy would never happen. But according to PCmag, Nintendoland will be coming to Universal Studios Japan in the future.
And you know, I'd say that this is just another issue of whatever the hell I was saying a bunch last week. But I'm just upset. I'm angry and I'm super jealous. I'm a giant jelly belly potato-bean and I don't get why can't I have nice things. I want all of the nice things. I want the cool Japanese 3DS's, I want the cool Japanese hairstyles, but nope!
The only insane thing about this news is that Ashly Burch (Borderlands 2, RocketJump) had predicted Nintendo land years before it even got announced in her webseries with her brother "Hey Ash Whatcha Playin". And I don't know why I find this video so funny, but it's important to know that if they don't have a Starfox themed rollercoaster that doesn't have "DO A BARREL ROLL" yelled at you through a speaker right before the coaster hits a corkscrew I'm never going to be excited for anything again.