Remember how exciting it would be when one of your parents would let you eat McDonald's for lunch? Now whenever I taste a Big Mac, I taste regret. I feel like this has a lot to do with not having toys come with my combos anymore. Adults need exclusive action figures too, dammit.
Were any of you guys the kid that got to have their birthday party at a McDonald's? (I remember having my birthday party at a Friendly's once. Not exactly McDonald's, and yet all the same kinds of 'meh.'.)