1. Who are you?
When they pop up in that MV or teaser and your eyes go straight to them.
2. That bad feeling...
That feeling in your gut telling you to back away slowly. It might be a new bias coming on.
3. THE THING THEY DO
You know that THING that they do that drives you crazy? Whatever it is, its unexpected and hit you like a train!
4. Okay they've got your attention
Now its time to deeply research. You know how many siblings they have, how many kids they want, and all their sleeping habits.
5. The re-writing
You look at your bias list, sigh, and start rearranging. Why did they do this to you?
6. the THEY'RE MY EVERYHTING phase
When you go in way to deep and literally them blinking makes you feel tingly.
7. You need to chill
You step back and realize how deep you are. You're losing it for this bias...you're a lost cause
8. The loss of sanity
After that last attempt to stay sane, you just lose all control. This is the trash stage.
9. The trash realization
Now you know you're trash, you know its a helpless battle, and you know your bias is the one.