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What Is This Nonsense?

I don't get this. Why were they 'politely escorted out'? And what are the Giants doing? I'm hearing all these news about the Padres and the Royals showing interest...and no Giants?
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The Royals should not even think about getting Lincecum!
@mchlyang In 2 weeks. Was surprised to see the Royals interested in him!
Haha wow...when is the showcase for Lincecum actually happening?
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