So it is officially March 14th, which means that it is one of my favorite non-official holidays, Pi Day!
For those of you who don't math, pi (π) is the ratio of a circle's circumference, roughly 3.14. (Get it? March 14th. 3.14. This is a thing, you guys.)
Anyway, because it is Pi Day, I have decided to celebrate with a special 'Wait What?!' card dedicated to really, truly ridiculous pies. Because, you know, baking is harder than you'd think.
First there is stargazy pie - a Cornish pie that gets its name for incorporating a bunch of skyward facing dead fish into the dish.
Cheeseburger pie - the dessert you bring when you know the dinner is probably going to leave you wanting a second option.
Octopie - for when you want something that's a little bit country, a little bit H.P. Lovecraft-style rock-and-roll.
Washington State pie - a suitable dessert for those who dabble in grunge music, recreational marijuana, and the great outdoors.
McDonald's Sweet Corn pie - it's kind of like carrying around a thing of creamed corn in a deep-fried fast food burrito.
And then there's this whoopie pie - made from macaroni, ramen, and a crap ton of cheese. (WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS?)
Pickle and peanut butter pie - just about the meanest pie you could probably serve. But hey, the little flag is cute?
I hope you enjoyed my list of weird, freaky, or downright undelicious pies.