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Swimsuit Season: A Series Of Unfortunate Events

You know the song.

"She wore an itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini..." Whenever you hear that song, you know beach season is right around the corner. It's time to get your bathing suits out of storage and your surfboard out of the garage -- okay maybe not that drastic. While everyone loves spending a warm summer day on the beach with friends, as women we know that decision can come with a few series of unfortunate events. No rush, it's not beach season yet -- but it will be here before you know it. Get excited, but in the meantime keep scrolling to check out the hilarious yet realistic video portraying beach seasons arrival.

Are you looking forward to beach season?

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the worst has to be the sand getting down there!
Mine either! Lol no worries @primodiva93 next summer!
My body isn't ready
Yes 😫 not fun at all @humairaa
@jordanhamilton it was one of those everything happens at that exact moment kind of things lol of course it didn't help that the young lady was fit looking lol
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