Do you like having friends but wish you didn't have them anymore? Well, I've got the perfect way to lose all of your friendships and gain a bunch of enemies. All you got to do is invite them over for a game of Mario Party.\nYep, it's as simple as that. But you can't play to win because winning is fun and having friends is fun. And since you want to lose all of your friends, you've got to act in such a way that is the opposite of fun. Are you following me? No? Well, don't worry. I've got 3 simple and easy steps for you to take in order to lose all your friends.\nSteal All of Everything\nFirst things first. Don't even try to get the star on the board. Seriously, just collect all the coins you can and try to land on Boo's spot. I know this sounds ridiculous but it's the best way to making all of your friends hate you forever. They're working hard for their stars. They're working hard to win. And all you have to do is take that away from them. Who cares if they're the best at the game? That doesn't matter anymore, since you took all their stars away. And when they cry and complain that you're playing a game of dirty Mario Party, all you have to do is laugh at them.\nMess With Your Friends During Minigames\nI know you need the coins. Especially since you read that last step. All you have to do is make sure you don't come in last place a couple of times and you'll be fine. Trust me. I've tested this plan. But every time you play a minigame (and you will a whole bunch), just make sure you get in the way of everyone trying to achieve their objective. That's it. Listen, even if you don't win, all of your friends will get pissed off anyway. "You're not even winning, Paul! Why are you being such a dick?" They'll say. And you'll respond with a wry smile and say, "Because fuck you Alex, fuck you".