As long as there is anime, there will be awkward or funny translations made by the people who localize them. Here's a salute to some of the weirdest of these, taken totally out of their original context.
See the first batch here!
See @hikaymm's funny Translator Notes!
Be gentle with...yourself.... Renji.
I say she is undeserving of forgiveness.
I don't think I need any more encouragement than that.
DEAR GOD, AL, NO!
Me too. Especially corm on the cob.
Damn, what else are we gonna do with these bags full of condoms and money?