cullenquigley
2 years ago5,000+ Views
"Sausage Party" Is The Newest And Crudest Cartoon Movie

Don't be fooled, this is not a kids movie.

As humans, we have spent centuries trying to figure out how we landed on a little water planet that floats around a big ball of fire in a giant empty black whole of other rocks. And like us, our own supermarket products have also been trying to figure out their existence as to what happens to them once they are bought by us. As you know, the food we buy at the store doesn't exactly meet a very friendly ending...something they soon figure out.
From the sexual jokes at the beginning of the trailer between the hotdog and hotdog bun, they entire a dark discovery as they watch their potato friend be peeled of his skin. They then watch in terror as baby carrots get eaten alive from their new owner's mouth. Their only way to survival? Escape.
I'll admit, this was so unexpected that I nervously laughed watching the trailer and then I watched it again because I was so surprised this was actually a thing.
Hollywood's biggest stars have joined this very unexpected movie. Everyone from Seth Rogen to Kristen Wiig to Jonah Hill, this is one epic cast. However one can not exclude the following: Bill Hader, Michael Cera, James Franco, Danny McBride, Craig Robinson, Paul Rudd, Nick Kroll, David Krumholtz, Edward Norton, and Salma Hayek. Could they have included any more A-listers?
Now the question is, will you be going to see this in theaters?
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is this real life? lmaooo
2 years agoReply
My AND my boys (24 & 17) are planning on seeing this ... it's going to EPIC!! Now, would I take my granddaughter? H#LL NO!! Twisted, not stupid!
2 years agoReply
My first thought was "I wonder how many people are gonna be stoned when they go see this" lol
2 years agoReply
are you being serious 馃槀馃槀 oh my god 馃槀
2 years agoReply
Fvck yes!
2 years agoReply
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