6 Sh*tty Realities of Lifting Weights
The great thing about lifting weights is that you end up with a rockin' body. But sometimes lifting weights isn't as glamorous as the fitness magazines make it to be. Sure, the results can be gratifying, but the journey might be...awful. You Will Get Stronger That 5 pound bag of potatoes you grab at the grocery store will all of a sudden start feeling really light. Buying Clothes Will Suck Sometimes lifting weights builds incredible legs and glutes. But what that means is that you'll stop wearing regular jeans, and start wearing jeggings that brings even more glory to those perfectly sculpted glutes. Oh, the struggle! Stares Will Increase You already spend a generous amount of time mirin' your body at the gym, but you'll soon realize that everyone wants to stare at you too. You can feel their jealousy burn as they stare at your muscle striations in your arms. You'll Be Able To Bring in Groceries in One Trip Remember the time you used to make several trips to the house with groceries? Sorry, looks like you're going to make your life easier by just taking one trip. You Get To Eat More Food Oh god this is the worse. Because you lift weights heavy and often, your appetite is going to increase A LOT. Cheesebugers, steaks, cakes, and protein shakes -- you get to have them all, and you get to enjoy every damn calorie you worked hard to burn. You Get A New Fam: The Gym Fam All though gym rats become your new fam. They may bother you for a spot, for support, or to just show you all the damn love when you're about to max out on bench.