sophiamor
2 years ago1,000+ Views

I usually consider myself a people person only because its weird to tell your potential employer that you're a "food person."

Here are a few things only my fellow food lovers will understand...

1. You CAN be in a romantic relationship with your food.

2. Food will never let you down.


3. Food is thicker than blood.

4. You can get through anything with the right kind of food.

5. Violence provoked by food crime is excusable.

6. Places without food are not places worth visiting.

7. Like is not a strong enough word to describe your relationship with food.

8. Things are only awkward if you make it awkward.

9. Your mind is only in one place at all times. FOOD.

Please tell me I'm not alone here!

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@SeoInHan an ICEE!? Seriously!? hahahah! I'm like that with fruit. Like, I'll try to be nice and ask if someone wants some of my strawberries but really i want them all to myself ahahha
2 years ago·Reply
@sophiamor I feel ya girl, I really do lol
2 years ago·Reply
Sooo glad I'm not alone. I not only like to eat it, I live to create it, play, concoct, feed every one I can, in any way possible. I threw my first neighborhood "dinner party" at 14. Became a firefighter, cooked in the firehouse *yay*, then finally went to culinary school. Yep, my life is about few things - people and food! (and animals) ♡♡
2 years ago·Reply
@JPBenedetto thats so awesome! a part of me really really wants to go to culinary school one day but it sounds like MUCH harder work than I think I'm prepared for hahaha
2 years ago·Reply
@sophiamor - It was just as difficult as the fire academy in many ways...especially because the kitchen is such an active place, fast paced, harried - so doing anything like that on a normal day is tough, let alone with a bionic heart. w/ only 50%capacity (sweat, anyone?) I loved it though, and I bet you would too!! I went just because...why not? :) :)
2 years ago·Reply
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