So this conversation totally didn't happen between my sister and I last night.
It started off like this:
Sis:Would you like to hear about the church of Min Yoongi? Me:(totally got side-tracked) Wait... Where would each and everyone one of BTS preach at? SIS: So what you are saying is that BTS is a religion, and each of the members are a sub-religion to a religion? Me:Yep Sis: Oh, okay. So where do you think they would preach? Me: Well JungKookie would preach at a temple or shrine. Jimin would preach- Sis: (Cuts me off and all seriousness) AT A STRIP CLUB! Me: (Bursts out laughing) Me: (Still giglling) and Taehyungie would preach (starts laughing while trying to finish) in-in a cardboard box painted as a spaceship! (uncontrollable laughter comes from both of us) Sis: (after laughter has subdued) And Jhope would do it at a stable! (Notification rings: The ringtone is Oppa Gangman Style and we both start dying of laughter for a solid ten minutes) Me: Okay-okay. (Let's out a giggle) Jin would get a castle because he's a princess. Rapmonster would get the dungeon under the castle, because his rap started underground. Sis: Are you sure you didn't do it because you ship the NamJin? Me: Well that's part of it. Sis: I think Min Yoongi would go door to door personally, and preach to you with his rap.
And that, ladies and gentlemen was a conversation at 11 pm of two sleep-deprived BTS fans. Sorry I guess xD