nicolejb
2 years ago1,000+ Views
Girl's First-Date Poop Story is My Literal Nightmare
Warning: I'm probably going to tell you a little too much about myself. I'm ok with this because Vingle is a safe and respectful environment right? Ok, here's my confession: I poop wherever I want. Most girls (or people in general) I know of wait to poop at home or whatever. And that's fine and dandy, but my body can't handle that. So when I saw this Twitter story about a girl and her accidental pop mishap on a date, well I related to it so hard. Let's just say it's the stuff of my nightmares, and it could totally happen to me.
Images courtesy of Twitter and Daily Star.

I hope this story makes your day as much as it made mine!

I love her second to last line: don't drink coffee before a date because you will poop and THIS CAN HAPPEN TO YOU!

Please tell me this also made someone else LOL?

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This is great lol. It definitely made me laugh!
2 years agoΒ·Reply
touch not a woman's purse. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
2 years agoΒ·Reply
I hope it was not a Chanel 2.55 for god's sake, lol ☺
2 years agoΒ·Reply
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ This would be me!!
2 years agoΒ·Reply
@grapetoes2000 commandment number 13 in the Girl Bible :)
2 years agoΒ·Reply
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