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Fallout: New Vegas gave us a lot. It let us make our own bullets, cook our own wasteland food, and confuse enemies with our wardrobe. But one of the best things to come out of FNV is the robot, Fisto.
See, Fisto isn't like any old Protectron. Fisto is special. Fisto is programmed for your pleasure. Fisto is programmed for... intimacy. And ever since I started playing Fallout 4, I was worried that I wouldn't get a chance to spend time with that "lovable" robot ever again.
But thanks to MrGlayden, Fisto has made its return to the Fallout universe.
The latest DLC, Automatron, allows you to make your own robots from the ground up. I'm still working on a new frame for myself, so when that's done, you guys'll be the first to see it. And who would have thought that a shiny, new body would need so much ceramic? I must be getting fancy in my old age...
Anyway, Fisto is back in Fallout 4 and I couldn't be happier. I mean, Fisto is the only robot that I've ever been... well... intimate with. And I know I need to make Fisto as soon as I can. I miss Fisto's charming voice...
"I am programmed for your pleasure", Fisto said in a robotic, earthy tone, "Please assume the position."

And I did.

I did.

1 comment
bwahhahahhaaa fisto!!