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Marry Boink Kill: Impossible Level!

Good luck. You're gonna need it.

You know the drill by now. Three characters, you have to decide who you're gonna marry, who you're gonna boink, and who you're gonna kill. This week your impossible options are: Sebastian Michaelis, Thor, and Sherlock Holmes. Who do you choose?
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boink Thor, Marry Sebastian, kill sherlock
kill Sherlock, sorry Holmes, boink tjor because of his hotness, and marry Sebastian because he and I can boink as long as we want.....hehehe ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†
marry Sebastian, I'm sure his faults are less annoying than Sherlock. Boink Thor because I can. Kill Sherlock gladly because yes, he is hot, BUT CONSTANTLY BEING TALKED DOWN TO GETS OLD QUICKLY.
Marry Sebastian Michaelis, boink Thor and kill Sherlock Holmes.
Marry Thor๐Ÿ’• Boink Sebastian๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ and sadly kill Sherlock
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