danidee
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Welcome, everyone, to Too Much Tuesdays!

It's the March Funny Community game that gets us all feeling a little bit closer - by sharing pretty disgusting stories about ourselves!

Do you DARE to answer this Tuesday's question?

Today's TMT: Have you ever accidentally farted in public?

Maybe you were at a house party, or you were in the middle of a quiet (but packed!) room. Maybe it was in the elevator, or you tried to sneak a quiet one on the bus, and it was definitely NOT a quiet one. Share your embarrassing fart story!
My answer: When I was in middle school, we'd warm up during PE by doing a whole bunch of jumping jacks. Let's just say that all that excessive jumping caused me to make a sound that was anything but subtle. Whoops?

Now it's your turn: CONFESS!

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There was also this one time my dad and I were training at the gym and he held my feet while I did sit ups... it like ANGLED upward or something like it was just OUT to get him in the face πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ I tried to play it off like my sneaker slipped on the mat but he said he felt air πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­ It was loud and everything!!
In the movie theater on a date, enough said
I'm a fan of the silent but deadly fart myself. I once had my entire fellow classmates wondering what the horrible smell was. They thought it was the guys bathroom or something dead in the vents. IT WAS ME THE WHOLE TIME!!!! ~\(≧▽≦)/~
lacking the advent of a prime fart-pportunity, yes I have ripped one in public. I try to do bits at a time, silent, sneaky, ninja fats and pray it doesn't smell, but occasionally the God of Thunder makes a grand entrance...I turn an interesting shade of red, mutter the standard social apologies, and scurry away with my but cheeks clenched....an awkward experience for all involved. but hey...it's gas....it's happens.
@iixel LOL I feel like middle school PE was probably a fart factory judging by all of our comments. That girl sounds like she was the worst.
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