I'm all for showing the world how much you love your special person, but sometimes I feel like I am in the relationship too based on how much I know about them.
Here are 3 kinds of couples that I wish would sort of chill out.
1. The Countdown Couple
Somehow I have reached the age where all my friends are getting married. I love my friends, I really do, but the countdowns to your weddings, your bridal showers, your baby showers, your honeymoon, to dinner, its REALLY GETTING OLD.
Especially when you're counting down "5 days until Forever Begins" ooooh that one grinds my gears. Don't put a number (and definitely not a hashtag) on it!
2. When They Make an Account for Their Relationship
Your boyfriend is not a corgi. Why does he have his own Instagram? My boyfriend is cute AF too but I'm not going to throw him up there with the #boyfriendsofinstagram.
My friends' personalized wedding hashtags were bare-able only because I could pretend they weren't there haha. (But yo, shout out to "My Wife Makes" cause you were doin' it right!)
3. The Kissy Selfie Couple
For the love of God, I do not want to see a daily kiss pic of your and your lover on my feed. We get it, you're cute and in love, but shouldn't that be enough for you? Do you need other people to like your photo in order for that kiss to matter?