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I Hate How Hard I Laughed.

Yoda has seriously been a pop culture icon for the nearly 40 years, and yet Yoda speak jokes are still the funniest thing in the world.
Speaking of, one of my friends is always partying, and when I get on his case about it, all he has to say is 'YOLO - You only live once!' I had to remind him that he was actually more like 'YODA - You only drink always.' Just throwing that story out there.
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Yoga voice* Mmmmm FUNNNYYY JOKE 😂
sheesh I'm such a nerd hahaha
Humor like this only comes from being a Jedi master
@shannonl5 @danidee de should make a support group 😢😢
this one hurt me XD
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