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Here's The World's 10 Most WTF?! Aphrodisiacs.

So, I'm not here to give you guys the birds-and-bees lecture, but as many of you probably know, sex is pretty important and has been since the beginning of humankind. (That is, after all, how we all got here, right?)
So because of all this, knowledge about aphrodisiacs - aka the foods, drinks, etc. that gets us biologically 'in the mood' - have been passed down from generation to generation, with each culture having their own idea of what the most effective accomplice to your baby-making could be.
Some of them - like oysters, chocolate, and red wine - are pretty popular mood makers here in the US. But what does the rest of the world reach for when their pheromones need pumping? Well, you might be a little surprised.

Baboon Urine

Region: Zimbabwe

I'm not saying you should go drink pee, but when mixed with beer, baboon urine is believed to enhance fertility AND fidelity.

Donkey Milk

Region: Middle East

Thanks to Ancient Rome's influence, certain Mideast villages swear that bathing in donkey milk (or rubbing it on, uh, very specific body parts) helps with sexual virility.

Snake Wine

Region: Vietnam

Rice wine steeped with snake might not be appetizing for you, but in Vietnam, this medicinal aphrodisiac gets the job done.

Balut

Region: The Philippines

I'm just going to put it out there. There's something awkward about eating a duck fetus to help you create a fetus of your own.

Bird Nest's Soup

Region: China

This soup, made with swallow's nest, is among the world's most expensive dishes. For that kind of money, it'd better work!

Leafcutter Ants

Region: Colombia

Often toasted before they're served up, this folk aphrodisiac is a top choice of Colombia's Ghane Indian tribe. Mm-mm-mm.

Wolf Meat

Region: Mongolia

Apparently, in parts of Mongolia, getting hungry FOR the wolf will get you hungry LIKE the wolf. (If you get what I'm saying.)

Casu Marzu

Region: Italy

So are the live maggots inside Sardinia's regional cheese also turned on, or is that just supposed to be a human thing?

Spanish Fly

Region: Southern Europe

When men consume this popular (but kind of gross) aphrodisiac, they get MORE virile, and when women do, it can actually cause fertility issues.

Tiger Penis

Region: Southeast Asia

According to Chinese medicine, tiger penis is supposed to help get you in the mood. But do we really need to be killing tigers just to get it on? Really, people?!

So there you have them: 10 of the weirdest folk aphrodisiacs in the world.

Try them if you dare. (And if you do, try not to eat them in public, okay? No need to get all 'When Harry Met Sally' on everyone.)

Have you heard of any other aphrodisiacs? Do you believe aphrodisiacs work?

Let me know in the comments below, and for more strange (but true!) stories of love, follow my Crazy Stupid Love collection!
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Gross! The ants and that maggoty cheese has me FAR from being in the mood! The other stuff is gross, too, but those are enough to make me gag! Also, I agree with @ZoilaObregon. I think it's all in people's heads.
Wtf!!! Poor tiger, I don't believe they work, it's all in the persons mind.
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I've heard about the snake wine and eating the fetus but the others are quite mythical haha. It's like witchcraft to me since animals are involved.
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