SamTheMallow
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"Stop! Quicksilver time!" (like stop hammer time? from that old Mc hammer song. lol)
"My name is Quicksliver, and if you've never eaten this bacon egg cheese biscuit, that looks suspiciously like a mcmuffin, you're clearly missing out."
*time stops for a second* "Did I remember to turn off mom's hair straighter?"
"Hey sis, I have a witch of an itch on my right butt cheek, and I want you to scratch it."
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@MichaelOgg oh that's a good one! why didn't I think of that?
High go Quick Silver, away!
sad time first one you can try but you can't out run the bullets forever
Thank you lol
Lmao every time we get to do these I get to bust out my best jokes.
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