paulisadroid
a year ago100+ Views
How To: Properly Pack Your Zombie for Travel
There have been a bunch moments in my life where I wish I knew how to pack my zombie for an impeding trip. As we all know, "a vacation isn't a vacation without an undead thing hanging out with you" (that's the saying right?). So, since there's nothing more stressful than packing your zombie for travel, I've found this video that'll definitely help you guys out when it comes to bringing your best friend with you to the Bahamas or West Virginia or something.
The first thing you'll need is a suitcase without that, you won't have a thing to hold your zombie while you're on the plane. The second thing you'll need is a baseball bat. Because, sometimes zombies get a little bitey and that's probably the most annoying part of having getting zombies to comply when you're trying to pack them.
And then what you're going to have to do, is just beat the zombie into the suitcase until they stop bothering you about legroom or arm space or brains. This is easily the most important part of the process because if you don't beat them into submission, you'll probably get bitten and someone else will be beating you into a suitcase so you can enjoy the wonderful sights of Colonial Williamsburg.
Anyway, I hope this handy guide helped you out. And please let me know how your zombie vacation went below!
5 comments
THE MORE YOU KNOW
a year ago·Reply
Lol! I'm glad I know, now! My trip to NC next week could've been a disaster!
a year ago·Reply
@TurtleyTurtles I'm glad I could help!
a year ago·Reply
@arnelli YES KNOWING MORE IS ALWAYS IMPORTANT
a year ago·Reply
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