We don't have to wait much longer!
If you're in the U.S. there are less than TWO WEEKS between you and the Civil War opening weekend (some lucky people are going to see it this Wednesday).
What does Belgium have that I don't???
Of course, this means we don't have much longer to get ready. Are you prepared? Have you armed yourself with everything you need?
DID YOU STOCK UP ON TISSUES?!
Seriously go to Costco and stock up.
DO YOU HAVE A FRIEND TO FREAK OUT WITH?!
If not, it's time to get on Craigslist. "Normal person seeking companion for special movie time."
ARE YOU HYDRATING?!
Hydration is important in times of stress.
Seriously get ready get ready right now.
This movie is gonna be brutal and I'm gonna need you all alive and ready to commiserate with me the second we've all seen it.