ChelseaJay
2 years ago1,000+ Views

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome on-board Flight ONE7TEEN with service from Vingle to Ultimate Shipper Feels.

We are currently first in line for cry-off and are expected to be in the tears in approximately 58 seconds time.
We ask that you please grab your tissues and place all pillows on your lap.
We also ask that you stay in your seats and remain in an upright position for take-off.
Please refrain all distractions and focus only on your computer screen. Silently screaming is encouraged for the duration of your flight.

Thank you for choosing Meanie Airlines.

Please enjoy your flight.

Ladies and gentlemen, on behalf of the crew I ask that you please direct your attention to the emergency procedures.

There are no emergency exits on this aircraft.

Take a minute to examine the area around you.

This is probably where you will die of feelings.

If you are traveling with us then there is a slight chance of hyperventilation.
In the unlikely event of an emergency landing it is best that you hold your pillow to your mouth as you scream loudly, that way your muffled screams won't disrupt the passengers around you.

Good afternoon passengers.

This your captain, ChelseaJay, speaking.

And I'd like to welcome you on Meanie Flight ONE7TEEN.

We are currently cruising at a high altitude of impending tears at a sob rate of 400 hiccups per hour.

The time is Stop The Madness o'clock.

If the couple cooperates we should get a great view of their bromance as we descend.
The mod and supports will be coming around in about twenty minutes time to offer you a cold towel and a bottle of water to quench your thirst.

I'll talk to you again before we reach our destination.

Until then, sit back, relax and enjoy the rest of the flight.

The weather looks good and with the tailwind on our side we are expecting to melt into a puddle of feels approximately 32 seconds ahead of schedule.
The weather in Meanie Land is clear and sunny, with a high of #GTFO on this fine day.

This is your captian, ChelseaJay, speaking.

I'm asking that you brace yourself.

For this landing will be rough, brief and filled with cuteness.
I hope you enjoyed your time on Meanie Airlines.

Flight ONE7TEEN has arrived at it's destination.

Tune in next Friday for a new installment of

HIP HOP FRIDAY!

#YAKPAK:
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7 comments
Yassssss! Best flight evaaaaa, yet you didn't pick me up. 😧😧😧 I'll see if I can hitchhike with the vocal unit
2 years ago·Reply
Although I'm not really a shipper, this card is hysterical! The way you made it sound like the reader is on a plane was the best! Now I'll (hopefully) be in a good mood the rest of today~
2 years ago·Reply
best airplane ride ever
2 years ago·Reply
@LikeABird, thank you! You could totally see this ship as just a friendship. They are totes bros.
2 years ago·Reply
*passed out *
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