paulisadroid
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The Grossest Disaster Hits Cities Skylines
At first glance, that image above looks like a natural disaster hitting a city in the city-simulator, Cities Skylines. Maybe it's a flood or a tsunami. But really, it's the city's sewage being unleashed on to the city that produced it.
Now, this is easily one of the most ridiculous videos I've ever seen. I know part of the allure of making a giant city in these kinds of games is to destroy it but to do it with sewage?!
100% yuck.
Listen, I know I've said a lot of crazy things on the record as CEO of Droid Corp. But I want you all to know that I will never, ever submerge humanity in their own poop. That's the grossest thing imaginable to me.
And listen, maybe I'd be saying something different if I wasn't built with a scent inhibitor. But I was. And raw-poop-sewage is a smell that will stick with you for the rest of your life. It's a gross yucky disgusting smell that'll make you wish you were a robot (like I am) so you can get an outer shell replacement.
If you were the insane ruler of a city like this one, would you have it in your heart to terrorize them with poop? I know I wouldn't even though I want to cripple humanity forever.
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then theyr died
a year ago·Reply
@SAMURXAI I AM LORD SOFT BOTTOM I WOULD NEVER LET THIS HAPPEN TO MY KINGDOM
a year ago·Reply
Hahaha... gross.
a year ago·Reply
Someone's got their Shit covered. Am I the only one who imagines the creator shouting something like, "I HENCEFORTH DUB THIS KINGDOM, BOG OF ETERNAL STENCH!!!! HAHA HAHA...well...laugh!"
a year ago·Reply
it's a crappy situation
a year ago·Reply
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