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Cosmo is a gold mine for insane sex tips.

If you're posting "101 New Ways to Turn Your Partner On" every month, you'd run out of ideas too ;)

Here are some of the silliest ideas Cosmo has posted in the past:

Sugar coat him.

Dip it in burning hot coffee too while you're at it!

Make him SNEEZE?!

Who has salt and pepper shaker on hand in the bedroom!?

Rip his skin???

Uh...these used to be called 'Indian burns' and kids would do that to each others arms in elementary school?!

Glitter yourself.

Just in case they forget where everything is.

Pay attention to the belt.

Cause if he even comes CLOSE to touching that, you know its on.

Make pasta.

I guess just make sure the sauce isn't, like, scalding hot?!

Use silverware.

"Don't break the skin or anything." WHAT?!

Quiz and Burn

Because if he can't name your favorite color, he deserves nothing but hot wax.

Alright alright, so while I DO think that these are all a little ridiculous, as long as you and your partner are consenting adults, do your thing!

If tomato nipples turns you on, have at it :)

if you do the doughnut thing hes gonna get a yeast infection from the sugar
This is sure a change from your other cards 馃槀 but most of those sound odd
leave to Cosmo to put out these kinda tips 馃槀馃槀馃槀
I AM DYING!!!!!!!!!!馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀 Thank you for this!
I will NEVER cook topless again...I'm too accident prone! I'm also rather turned off by sugary stickiness. The "Indian burn" actually works pretty good with plenty of lube or lots of bath soap (shower fun).
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