2 years ago1,000+ Views

Cosmo is a gold mine for insane sex tips.

If you're posting "101 New Ways to Turn Your Partner On" every month, you'd run out of ideas too ;)

Here are some of the silliest ideas Cosmo has posted in the past:

Sugar coat him.

Dip it in burning hot coffee too while you're at it!

Make him SNEEZE?!

Who has salt and pepper shaker on hand in the bedroom!?

Rip his skin???

Uh...these used to be called 'Indian burns' and kids would do that to each others arms in elementary school?!

Glitter yourself.

Just in case they forget where everything is.

Pay attention to the belt.

Cause if he even comes CLOSE to touching that, you know its on.

Make pasta.

I guess just make sure the sauce isn't, like, scalding hot?!

Use silverware.

"Don't break the skin or anything." WHAT?!

Quiz and Burn

Because if he can't name your favorite color, he deserves nothing but hot wax.

Alright alright, so while I DO think that these are all a little ridiculous, as long as you and your partner are consenting adults, do your thing!

If tomato nipples turns you on, have at it :)

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just don't die from being too creative and harm your partner. there is people who die from choking, suffocating while doing sex.. everything has limit
2 years agoReply
if you do the doughnut thing hes gonna get a yeast infection from the sugar
2 years agoReply
Hahaha what the heck
2 years agoReply
All right. I know what is needed now - "...don't break anything... "
2 years agoReply
Someone in this world has tired these things. I'm not on of them 馃槀馃槀 I can admit that my last boyfriend thought it was sexy to crack and egg on my butt while I was cooking breakfast. He must have been reading cosmo!!
2 years agoReply