Forget Wheaties. If you want to be the real champ, the biggest of heroes, you'll much down on a bowl of One Punch Crunch every morning. Just be sure to follow it up with 100 pushups, sit-ups, squats, side jumps, and a 10km run. Every day.
(I love the honest marketing here. "They're Ok.")
Also, this is actually a tee shirt on TeeFury by Kindacreative.