a year ago
paulisadroid
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Cop on The Beat, Cop on the Street, Beat Cop!
HEY. PAL. YEAH, YOU BUD. YOU ABOUT TO JAYWALK, BUDDY? YOU BETTER NOT. I GOT A FULL BOOK OF TICKETS TO I CAN WRITE AND ONE OF 'EM GOT YOUR NAME ON IT PAL.
WHAT'D YOU SAY? HUH? OH THAT'S IT PAL. I'M GIVIN' YA A TICKET. AND YEAH, SURE I'M NOT REALLY A COP AND I'M JUST DRESSED UP IN THIS UNIFORM BECAUSE MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY LEFT ME FOR THE AFTERLIFE AND I JUST NEED SOME KIND OF HUMAN INTERACTION, AND YEAH, SURE I'M CONSTANTLY SCREAMING BUT-- WHAT? WHAT'D YOU SAY TO ME?
SERIOUSLY, I CAN'T HEAR YA BUD. PAL, BUDDY, PAL, HEY, BUDDY, PAL. COME BACK HERE, PLEASE, I HAVEN'T MADE A FRIEND IN 15 YEARS AND YOU GOT A LOOK ABOUTCHA THAT SAYS, I'M GONNA BE YA FRIEND.
HEY. PLEASE. PLEASE. COME BACK. PLEASE. OH COME ON. I'M JUST A GUY IN A COP SUIT WRITIN' TICKETS BECAUSE EVERYONE HATES GETTIN' A TICKET AND THEY'RE WILLIN' TO TALK TO ME AND PLEAD WITH ME AND SAY, YOU'RE A GOOD GUY WHEN I TEAR UP THE TICKET AFTER OUR ARGUMENT.
BUD, PAL, BUDDY, COME ON, BUDDY, PAL. PLEASE. COME BACK TO ME.
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[Beat Cop is a game where you write tickets, walk the beat, and stay on the lookout for crimes and maybe figure something out in the end. It is expected to be released at the end of this year for PC and Mac]
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