JimTurpen
2 years ago1,000+ Views
Actual quote: "Sorry boys... but the scales are weighted in my favor!" I found this gem while flipping through The League of Regrettable Superheroes (by Jon Morris), and had to share him. Van Crawford - in the Style of Green Lantern - saw a UFO go down, pushed through several Alabama natives already telling news reporters what they've seen (probably), and decided to help out. The UFO was a shape shifting alien who, instead of giving Van a cool ring, gave him the ability to turn into a flying saucer... and he gave him a chocolate bar. Not making that part up. One of Fatman the Human Flying Saucer's co-creators - C.C. Beck - also created Captain Marvel (SHAZAM!) for the same comic book company, Lightning Comics. Captain Marvel moved on to awesome things at DC, but the Flying Saucer has only had some unreliable sightings since. Jarvelous? @KennethKalgren @zwdodds @JelliBelli111 @redapple615 @AdekolaOmole @FreeWill666 @DustinAtkinson @Boggleman @AshelyJewell @TonyjJohnson771 @NickDiaz @BelleofRay @TensaZangetsu98 @ellias777 @Raavaan @TheDumDumTroll @trickyfinger @BryanFritz @ShonA @EstefanOlivares @JimTurpen @Danse @BeannachtOraibh @AkashBhojraj @loftonc16 @ComicGeek94 @wolpht @SparkRIDE @shelbiisonfire @HaleValkyrie @AllieGrabowski @djdoubl3up @AleciaReedy @chuyslim @EmilianoMacias @InPlainSight @gabrielpgalindo @BrunoDutch @TwiztidSpider @ladytanbone @ShonA @kuzuri96 @ChrisSantiago @RaquelArredondo @jannellvillanue @MajahnNelson @DavidPap @ItsMeSlim @culversyanne @JonPatrickHyde @TyTruth @nenegrint14 @TiffanyWallace @Lushisushi @nberry1620 @BlackoutZJ @sarahpjane @PGLIFE @ChrisSantiago @Ssj4Otakudude @humairaa @VoidX @Thatperson512 @Lizzeh @IvanDiaz @matildajgarrett @DaiGakuSei @RositaGamboa @Ensuno @ButterflyBlu @ReadAnimateSwim @jennygirl @ChosenKnight @CloeySuess @bluerose101 @LadyExperiment @VixenViVi @GinTenma @LilMcGriddle18 @CristelaLoz @Starbell808 @shantalcamara @GinnaL13 @VeronicaArtino @Beeplzzz @MarySEW @zaperz @a042797 @faihimeyuri @MollyTruitt @Jak91 @DianaBell @ALEXCAMACHO @KathyGarcia @MelissaGarza @Silverfang @AlexAckerman @Melodicballoon @TravisCobbs @RogueLeigh @cardboardart @KaiTakashima @jevonlowery @DanRodriguez @purplem00n23 @JJthealphamale @NobleKnight151 @wwedavid791@noWaifuNoLaifu @hhead232 @KingGummy @jeffpeterrutan @Bakuman247 @LigerP @AnnaDodd @GeraldIngraham @ArcticFox95 @ScriptedSoldier @SydneyHogg @OrionMasters @twistedreaper6 @bud113 @SamSpangler @ChaoticJae @FannyWard @SamratGolhar @LigerP @JuanVillarrealR @grewellerivera @MarshallLeeXD @JavierReyes180 @AlidaGarman @Chrisingularis @Taieshaboo @zSage13 @SasiaWalz @ebethoven @AlishiaDavis @shannonl5 @LAVONYORK @LadyLuna @SamTheMallow @BelleofRay @mellyortiz @redapple615 @ThePervySage
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wow! I never heard of this super hero. 馃槥
his stories were too heavy for me
his catch phrase is dope
@YourConscience awwww I want him to find love now :(
Lol that pun XD go big or go home I guess?
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