JimTurpen
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Regrettable Superheroes : Fatman the Human Flying Saucer
Actual quote: "Sorry boys... but the scales are weighted in my favor!" I found this gem while flipping through The League of Regrettable Superheroes (by Jon Morris), and had to share him. Van Crawford - in the Style of Green Lantern - saw a UFO go down, pushed through several Alabama natives already telling news reporters what they've seen (probably), and decided to help out. The UFO was a shape shifting alien who, instead of giving Van a cool ring, gave him the ability to turn into a flying saucer... and he gave him a chocolate bar. Not making that part up. One of Fatman the Human Flying Saucer's co-creators - C.C. Beck - also created Captain Marvel (SHAZAM!) for the same comic book company, Lightning Comics. Captain Marvel moved on to awesome things at DC, but the Flying Saucer has only had some unreliable sightings since. Jarvelous? @KennethKalgren @zwdodds @JelliBelli111 @redapple615 @AdekolaOmole @FreeWill666 @DustinAtkinson @Boggleman @AshelyJewell @TonyjJohnson771 @NickDiaz @BelleofRay @TensaZangetsu98 @ellias777 @Raavaan @TheDumDumTroll @trickyfinger @BryanFritz @ShonA @EstefanOlivares @JimTurpen @Danse @BeannachtOraibh @AkashBhojraj @loftonc16 @ComicGeek94 @wolpht @SparkRIDE @shelbiisonfire @HaleValkyrie @AllieGrabowski @djdoubl3up @AleciaReedy @chuyslim @EmilianoMacias @InPlainSight @gabrielpgalindo @BrunoDutch @TwiztidSpider @ladytanbone @ShonA @kuzuri96 @ChrisSantiago @RaquelArredondo @jannellvillanue @MajahnNelson @DavidPap @ItsMeSlim @culversyanne @JonPatrickHyde @TyTruth @nenegrint14 @TiffanyWallace @Lushisushi @nberry1620 @BlackoutZJ @sarahpjane @PGLIFE @ChrisSantiago @Ssj4Otakudude @humairaa @VoidX @Thatperson512 @Lizzeh @IvanDiaz @matildajgarrett @DaiGakuSei @RositaGamboa @Ensuno @ButterflyBlu @ReadAnimateSwim @jennygirl @ChosenKnight @CloeySuess @bluerose101 @LadyExperiment @VixenViVi @GinTenma @LilMcGriddle18 @CristelaLoz @Starbell808 @shantalcamara @GinnaL13 @VeronicaArtino @Beeplzzz @MarySEW @zaperz @a042797 @faihimeyuri @MollyTruitt @Jak91 @DianaBell @ALEXCAMACHO @KathyGarcia @MelissaGarza @Silverfang @AlexAckerman @Melodicballoon @TravisCobbs @RogueLeigh @cardboardart @KaiTakashima @jevonlowery @DanRodriguez @purplem00n23 @JJthealphamale @NobleKnight151 @wwedavid791@noWaifuNoLaifu @hhead232 @KingGummy @jeffpeterrutan @Bakuman247 @LigerP @AnnaDodd @GeraldIngraham @ArcticFox95 @ScriptedSoldier @SydneyHogg @OrionMasters @twistedreaper6 @bud113 @SamSpangler @ChaoticJae @FannyWard @SamratGolhar @LigerP @JuanVillarrealR @grewellerivera @MarshallLeeXD @JavierReyes180 @AlidaGarman @Chrisingularis @Taieshaboo @zSage13 @SasiaWalz @ebethoven @AlishiaDavis @shannonl5 @LAVONYORK @LadyLuna @SamTheMallow @BelleofRay @mellyortiz @redapple615 @ThePervySage
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@YourConscience oh that's good, I was hoping to pass it on to the next generation
a year ago·Reply
That's really good Data..really good
a year ago·Reply
@JimTurpen No. Klingons are nice...
a year ago·Reply
Any other species would Worf for me. @JimTurpen
a year ago·Reply
I'm getting pretty hungry I'm thinking a nice Borger might hit the Spock.
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