With NaMoWriMo just months away, maybe you've been plagued with writer's block! That's not going to make for a compelling novel!
So here's the cure: get a fully functional Underwood typewriter, that happens to have a USB port so you can do your writing old-school style and keep your documents saved in a thoroughly modern way.
Maybe ask for this as a Christmas in July gift!
Thinking of you @TessStevens :)