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What? What do you mean? What are you even saying? You mean you never once thought about Sonic being a weird Cybhog and entering the world of Metal Gear Solid? No? Not once? What's wrong with you? Have you ever thought with your robot-brain?
Okay, okay, sorry that was a little harsh. I know a lot of you guys don't have a robot-brains yet. But they're coming soon. And honestly having a robot brain makes you think fast and move even faster.
And the only living creature that can move or think that fast is good old Sonic The Hedgehog. He's so fast and so cool and so blue. Have you ever seen anything so blue?
This video gave me the kind of happiness that only two backs of Ruffles and a giant bottle of soda can give me when I'm feeling alone on a Friday night. And if you don't know what that's like, then let me explain. Basically, it's the best.
When I start up the game these days, I always hate having to travel from one end of the map to another end of the map because it takes so long and deserts are boring and I'm easily bored because I'm essentially a child in a robot frame. So I really wish I had whatever mod or gift this is to be Sonic in the MGS Universe.
He goes so, so, sooooo fast. And I can only dream of going that fast. Even last night, I had a dream where I walked really fast down a flight of stairs but since I'm no hedgehog I just fell down half of them and woke up to a bloody nose. Maybe I was sleepwalking? Who knows. It's been a weird couple of nights for me.