marshalledgar
3 years ago1,000+ Views
Sorry, but it's ALL TRUE!
Coming to Walmarts across the US, Kellogg's announced that they have developed soft drink beverage flavored Pop-Tarts. Because "Hot Fudge Sunday", "S'mores" and "Confetti Cupcake" flavors (that already exist) simply were a tad too healthy, they engineered a way to get the flavors of A&W Rootbeer and Crush sodas into the FLOTUS-approved breakfast lineup.
Expect Kool-aid mustache kids to reach epic hysterics down the cereal aisle when these finally make it off the truck. There will be joy when the boxed of processed sugar lands in the grocery cart. And there will be tears when it doesn't, leaving kids left to stomach the likes of cake batter crispies and high-fructose loops.
Are you desperate to try these?
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not a huge poptart fan, only one I'll eat is blueberry but other than that I stay away for it
@marshalledgar food allergies suck in general and I now have a lot. I landed myself in the ER last night covered in hives from tuna fish.....it was a different brand than normal and its all my fault. I didn't look at the package closely enough....it had a little thing on it that it contained NUTS. Who puts NUTS in tuna???
I am right there with you @jordanhamilton
They don't actually sound that bad....but I can't try them as I'm allergic to wheat.
Yuck!!! Why Kellogg's, whyyyy?
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