2 years ago1,000+ Views
Sorry, but it's ALL TRUE!
Coming to Walmarts across the US, Kellogg's announced that they have developed soft drink beverage flavored Pop-Tarts. Because "Hot Fudge Sunday", "S'mores" and "Confetti Cupcake" flavors (that already exist) simply were a tad too healthy, they engineered a way to get the flavors of A&W Rootbeer and Crush sodas into the FLOTUS-approved breakfast lineup.
Expect Kool-aid mustache kids to reach epic hysterics down the cereal aisle when these finally make it off the truck. There will be joy when the boxed of processed sugar lands in the grocery cart. And there will be tears when it doesn't, leaving kids left to stomach the likes of cake batter crispies and high-fructose loops.
Are you desperate to try these?
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I am right there with you @jordanhamilton
2 years ago·Reply
@marshalledgar food allergies suck in general and I now have a lot. I landed myself in the ER last night covered in hives from tuna was a different brand than normal and its all my fault. I didn't look at the package closely had a little thing on it that it contained NUTS. Who puts NUTS in tuna???
2 years ago·Reply
not a huge poptart fan, only one I'll eat is blueberry but other than that I stay away for it
2 years ago·Reply
The Crush one sounds nasty, but that root beer one sounds oddly like a float in bread? Lol, it might be worth at least a teensy sample.
2 years ago·Reply
Fvck no! I drew the WTF line at PB&J. Stop trying to compete with Nabisco's 100+ flavors of Oreos.
2 years ago·Reply