2 years ago1,000+ Views
Catherine Cohen published an article about the things guys have actually said to her after sex.
I can't imagine the amount and variety of things that were said to her BEFORE she started taking note.
Whether you're a guy or a girl, are you GUILTY of saying any of these things?
Is my Apple Watch under the bed?
You're, like, Amy Schumer hot.
You were, like, really into it.
Do you know Bon Iver?
Do you know what Bon Iver means though?
I'm considering an MFA.
Your butt looks like an old painting.
You look like a combination of Zooey Deschanel and Katy Perry.
You've gotten better at that.
What day is it?
Do you have a 'Droid charger?
I'm 19.
I can't drive you home, I'm on 'shrooms.
My brother is a Vine star.
You seemed more like a Virgo online.
Those are oak trees.
Cigarettes are cartoonish.
Oh, I've been in jail.
Are you still doing improv?
Want to come to my karate class?
I have a boat.
See you around.
Do I look like Hozier?
Let's go to Whole Foods.
Boobs are cool.
I have to go work on my sound collage.
I’m 6'3", so...
I’m starting a web series when I get back in town.
Me and my boss are musicians.
I have the best sound system in lower Manhattan.
Squirt comes out the pee-hole.
Do you know how to make a private Facebook event public?
Have you seen Master of None?
Was that so bad?
Wow. Just wow. What are some of the things you've said right after?!
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2 years ago·Reply
lol fears the slavery
2 years ago·Reply
another guys says nothing after:)... just sleeping.
2 years ago·Reply
lmaoo "you've gotten better at that"
2 years ago·Reply
well this is awkward...
2 years ago·Reply