I haven't had a Tumblr in what feels like centuries, but I will say that a friend I haven't talked to in months texted me to say hi, and was like "Hey, I saw your Vingle! You're Danidee, right?"
NOOOOOOOO. THEY'VE MET MY INTERNETTY ALTER-EGO.
In real life, I'm like "I am mature. I am an adult. I am a mature adult. And I have opinions and ideas and intelligence and adultness." and then on here, I'm like "LOL FART JOKES NEVER GET OLD Y'ALL."