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Welcome, everyone, to Too Much Tuesdays!

It's the weekly Funny Community game that gets us all feeling a little bit closer - by sharing pretty disgusting stories about ourselves!

Do you DARE to answer this Tuesday's question?

Today's TMT: What's your most embarrassing childhood memory?

Did you accidentally eat something you thought was food? Did you say something completely inappropriate not REALLY knowing what it meant? Did you get sent to the principal's office for something truly ridiculous? Share your stories with us!
My answer: When I was in the 6th grade, I slept over my best friend Janice's house. We were reading this children's book called 'The Pickle Book' that did this weird Dr. Seuss-esque pickle mash-ups that were like "Pickles on a Christmas tree! Pickles in a cake!" We thought this book was HILARIOUS. So much so that I laughed so hard that I peed my pants. Full-on. We were both completely mortified, and I had to have Janice's mom launder my clothes while I spent the rest of the sleepover dressed in my pajamas. To make matters WORSE, Janice and I always had a teasing relationship, so you know pretty much all of our friends knew what happened by the time I showed up to class on Monday. I spent a majority of my middle school years being called 'Niagara Falls'!

Now it's your turn: CONFESS!

The sagging jeans bit had just started catching on at my school in 1996. My friends and I were playing Truth or Dare, and I was dared to pull a "pantsing" on someone who was sagging. There was a guy standing not far away, distracted by a game of hacky sack...a guy I kinda had a crush on...I sneaked up behind him and yanked his pants down. But I had no idea that his mother sewed false boxers at the top of his pants, and he actually went commando...馃槺馃槺馃槺
Me and my family went on a vacation where we drove 8 hours to ahouse where we would live for 3 days and it was fun but the house was SO big. One morning after breakfast, i was looking for my mom but i couldn't find her (that's how big the house was) so I ran into every room without knocking and I came into my uncle and aunt's room and the bathroom didn't have a door just a white lace type of blanket and I stormed in and my Uncle was sitting on the toilet doing his 'business馃挬) and it was so awkward that I just froze and we had a 5 second weird eye-contact and he said hello and I ran & we haven't talked about it ever since... Ohy god the memories.. the horror馃槀
Ive literally lived they so many embarrassing moments, I can't choose just one. But I don't want to bore you guys so I will. While getting out of my seat to give a presentation, I tripped over nothing in front of the whole class. I was extremely unpopular, so you know how loud and unnecessary they were all laughing.
I guess I would say going face first over the handlebars of my 10 speed bike while out biking with the family. I hit a patch of gravel and over I went. We were miles from home too. The next day was picture day for our softball team. Mom wouldn't let me skip out on it either. I had 2 black eyes and road rash down both legs.
All throughout school i am known as the really weird/kinda creepy guy that everyone knew was slightly crazy, I brought it upon myself cutting myself and slamming my head against either a brick wall or a old wooden desk (full force) whenever i fucked up in class. but that's another story. I'm in the 7th grade and crushing on 2 super cute girls. one is an ebony barbie, without any aspects of her being fake, by the beautiful song of Brittany and the second was a cinnamon mocha swirl with the name Victoria. the thing is i was already friends with them both since we went to elementary school together and most of what we talked about was random af. but this one day Brittany jus outright asks if I'd be her boyfriend during a moment when our teacher left the class to our own devices. I agreed with no second thought put into it til now. so the day draws to an end and in walking her to her bus and out of nowhere Brittany sneaks a quick kiss on me before running up the steps on her bus. I'm sitting there slightly dumbfounded of wha jus happened and thinking I've regained my senses i start to walk off and end up smacking one of the most heaviest metal poles with my face. the sound was loud enough to make the bus ramp dead quiet for about 3 secs. what made it worse was the fact that i jus broke my glasses in the process and my English teacher saw it and was wondering if I was ok. i wasn't really teased, or picked on for it, but I did gain a bit of notoriety for getting one of the hottest girls in school. still pretty embarrassed.
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