Interviewer: but there are no titans
Me: That's because I killed them already.
Me: No need for gratitude we may discuss that at tea time with Captian Levi.
Interviewer: Ok.... Out.
Me: *points a gun at interviewer's head* what's 1000 minus 7?
*guards come in and force me out if the office*
Me: ENOUGH PATHETIC FOOLS, WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM!? I AM JUSTICE!!!!!!