Earlier this week the New York City Subway tweeted out the usual schedule updates, but one had a supernatural caveat. Apparently, passengers were made aware of an ongoing witch problem on their commute.
According to the tweet in the image above, "Witch problems" caused the train to run a different route. As expected, Twitter caught wind of this one and the trolls of social media ate them alive, for example: "I generally like living in Queens, but the constant witch problems are aggravating."
Having worked in NYC for countless years, it's great to finally get a solution to the delays. Witches are truly slowing up the commute!