2 years ago1,000+ Views
When I order take out get tons of forks, I'm like "Silly mortals. Thinking that I'm actually going to share this food with anyone." When I order take-out and get only one, I'm like "Wait, do they think I'm fat though? OMG! They think I'm going to eat this all myself!"

Where's the lie though?

Please tell me I'm not the only one that knows this feel.

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@danidee lol no...yes...
2 years ago·Reply
"My fork is my bondage." "Ooh, put a fork in me, I'm done." "Do ya wanna spoon later?"
2 years ago·Reply
the best fork I've had all week
2 years ago·Reply
@buddyesd Yes, omg me too!
2 years ago·Reply
I can't afford take out. *kicks rock. bank takes rock*
2 years ago·Reply