shannonl5
a year ago1,000+ Views
Aunt May is Benjamin Button

There's no other explanation.

While Peter Parker was busy getting bitten by a radioactive spider and saving the world, his Aunt May was getting bitten by a radioactive Benjamin Button and... I'm not really sure what she does but I assume it's important.
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@HandsomeBacon she can bite me 馃榾馃榾馃榾
a year agoReply
@buddyesd lol I pray your referencing Marisa and not the older ones
a year agoReply
yep only marisa 馃榿馃榿馃榿
a year agoReply
@buddyesd OK OK we cool lol
a year agoReply
This is a solid theory, @shannonl5, but this would also mean Uncle Ben was into old looking ladies. May would have been super old looking and pretty young when they got married. Creepier than a spider.
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