Okay, I'm kidding around, but only slightly.
I am 100% certain that if he was given the choice between hanging out with these people or me, he'd hesitate...
He has literally murmured "coooo...nnnaaan" in his sleep before. He has made me watch every Conan skit ever and now thinks its okay to make Irish jokes about me because Conan makes Irish jokes.
Remember that time I said I was cranky cause my boyfriend slept in late recently? CAUSE HE WAS UP UNTIL 3AM WATCHING HELLS KITCHEN. He's OBSESSED. Now, whenever he's mad at something he'll just scream "IT'S FOOKING RAW. ITS STILL MOVING." He practices his Gordon impression all the time.
My mom made an Instagram and posted a picture of my dog. When my boyfriend found out about this, he immediately made an Instagram and followed my mom...but not me!!! I suspect he is only dating me for visitation rights. He is really here for my dog. Like mid-sentence he'll scream I MISS PUMPKIN.