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Please Prove You Are Not A Robot.

Do online companies really think that robots couldn't make it past a CAPTCHA anti-spammer if they wanted to?

How dare you underestimate their capabilities!

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how dare they!!
poor robot having an identity crisis because of the internet!!
skynet initiating in t minus 10 seconds
@JimTurpen I just imagined a sad Sarah McLachlan song playing as a camera zooms in on a rusty and pathetic-looking Johnny 5.
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