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How To Lie Via Text Message: Expert Mode

Have you ever sent a 'proof pic' to someone after telling them why you're running late or about to bail on dinner plans?

One of my friends recently rolled her ankle pretty bad and had to go to the ER when we were supposed to get brunch and study together. She sent me a 'proof pic' of her insanely swollen foot. Girl, I believed you. No need to show me your crazy puffy foot.
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I picked up an STD!
@SimplyAwkward the truth is actually the best route to take if you're hanging out with friends and don't want to go cuz I just say no.
nah I just tell the truth if we have to go somewhere
I had to send one once when Wal-Mart was out of milk...entirely out of any sort of milk. And he REALLY wanted a bowl of Reese's cereal.
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