MonstaTaco
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Strawberry Jam Mixtape
By having a bias, you not only dedicate your time to save memes, pics, dance moves, their laughs, memorizing their hair follicles, study their personality, and videos etc stored in your phone that could make world hunger non-existent if it was fed to the world. Then you start to realize shit and stuff starts to pop up in your mind that slowly eats away at the life you had before you were introduced to them. And in my case, Rap Monster's hair. For all you kpop fans out there, we all know this walking flamethrower can not only spit fire when it comes to his fast forward high speed internet rapping, badass with a touch of aegyo, and probably speaks better english than all of us combined, but rock any hair color/hairstyle. Those who don't know who he is, before you read more, definitely recommend checking him out and his mixtape called RM. His name explains all. And doesn't give af what others think of him but does him and gives 1000/100 in what he does. Great, that came out as a profile for an online dating website like eharmony. Oh welp Ive come to realize this lyrical masseuse has tried all the Lay's flavors when it comes to his hair colors.
Like damn, what can't he pull off? Next you know, there's a new Lay's flavor dedicated to his Lay's tendencies
With captions underneath that say extra jams if your life needs a tan. Pleasure to your tastebuds guaranteed or your money back with a promise of a life supply of various jams and mixtapes. If I saw this in the store, Id buy a dozen or maybe even the whole aisle it dwells in. Hope you can relate, cus sometimes I feel like I need to be on heavy prescribed medication with the thoughts that lurk in my mind. But what's life without a little entertainment that keeps us from being handcuffed behind annoying humans? I'm still waiting for the day when he announces he's made his own line of Monstrous dye products.
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I laughed TOO hard at this. I did not see that coming. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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